TOO SASSY TO LIVE, TOO SUGOI TO DIE
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seriousjones:

campcounselorfryingpan:

seriousjones:

turtle-pirate:

seriousjones:

if wrestling is fake, explain this

I’ve read, before, that the wrestlers are told who is to win the match, and what moves they absolutely must execute at some point during the match. Aside from that, they decide what they do

but if wrestling has predetermined elements, explain this


Well, not all elements are predetermined so…I guess sometimes some ass kissing and booty slapping just have to happen??
The writing for the various promos and non-fight segments isn’t always great. A recent episode of Raw featured Roman Reigns putting “something” in Stephanie McMahon’s coffee, which led to her projectile vomiting all over Vickie Guerrero. It was really unpleasant.
I’m afraid I have no idea what’s going on here. I missed a lot between when I watched wrestling as a kid and when I got back into it a few months ago, and even now I only watch for a handful of characters. All I can say about the two GIFs above is that I’m pretty sure the guy getting his face pushed into the other guy’s ass is Vince McMahon.

but if wrestling has shoddy writing, explain this

seriousjones:

campcounselorfryingpan:

seriousjones:

turtle-pirate:

seriousjones:

if wrestling is fake, explain this

I’ve read, before, that the wrestlers are told who is to win the match, and what moves they absolutely must execute at some point during the match. Aside from that, they decide what they do

but if wrestling has predetermined elements, explain this

image

Well, not all elements are predetermined so…I guess sometimes some ass kissing and booty slapping just have to happen??

The writing for the various promos and non-fight segments isn’t always great. A recent episode of Raw featured Roman Reigns putting “something” in Stephanie McMahon’s coffee, which led to her projectile vomiting all over Vickie Guerrero. It was really unpleasant.

I’m afraid I have no idea what’s going on here. I missed a lot between when I watched wrestling as a kid and when I got back into it a few months ago, and even now I only watch for a handful of characters. All I can say about the two GIFs above is that I’m pretty sure the guy getting his face pushed into the other guy’s ass is Vince McMahon.

but if wrestling has shoddy writing, explain this

image

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thehappyfangirl:

24-alpha-24:

agentotter:

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

Some call me … Tim.

OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.

I AM FREAKING CRYIN’

IT GOT BETTER

thehappyfangirl:

24-alpha-24:

agentotter:

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

Some call me … Tim.

OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.

I AM FREAKING CRYIN’

IT GOT BETTER